MC Archie, from Archie #394, December 1991 (lyrics by “Susan S. and Ellen L.”)
I was napppin’ and rappin’ and dancin’ in my sleep
Tappin’ to the rhythm, divin’ to the deep
Slammin’ and jammin’
dancin’ ‘cross the floor
When I heard a squeaky sound
…the opening of a door!
It could have been a monster!
It could have been a ghoul!
It was just my mom yellin’
“Archie! Get to school!”