Rhyming Titles from Archie #365, March 1989

“Neat Feat”

“Beat Treat”

“Borrow Sorrow”

…and one of the worst, most dated, Archie rhyming titles of all time:

“Colleen Scene”

In this brief gag, Archie is “punished” by having to sit in the back of the class. But it’s not really a punishment, see, because he can ogle girls from back there. Girls, aka colleens. From Wikipedia: “Colleen is a common English language name of Irish origin and a generic term for Irish women or girls, from the Irish cailín (caile, countrywoman).”

Colleen Scene. Gosh. Even “Back of the Class Sass” or “Last Row Gal Ogle” might’ve been better choices.