Uses for Poorly Cooked Food

Betty’s cookies: hockey pucks

Veronica’s meatballs: cannonballs in Jughead’s Civil War diorama.

Betty’s too-hot chili: spicing up Archie’s lips such that Veronica comments on his “hot ’n’ spicy” kisses.

Betty’s bad-breath-inducing cheese dip: its halitosis effects can be countered by Pop Tate’s mint chocolate chip cookies.

Fruitcake: bricks for a stone wall