Rock Gods #327: Adventures in Our Little Music Scene

Percy S. ( for Snickety) bumrushing the stage, slicing Dusa of the Snakeheads (who’d taunted him, but that’s no excuse) on her head with the mic stand. Kim Era breathing fire. Peg and Minnie grabbing Percy and throwing him at the Musos, who took him to the bathroom and kicked the shit out of him.

It was cosmic, it was mythic, it was scary as all hell. Rather than banish or otherwise punish these artistes, they have been sentenced to community service, fixing and cleaning the stage, then performing solo acoustic until they get their manners back. First such Happy Hour decompression is tonight at 5 p.m.

Tonight: That thing we just mentioned. The later show is Kick from Hoof, with Havoc Lycia… Hamilton has Pro and Anti… An Evening With Hippo Cream at D’Ollaire’s…