“Do you know, Archie, I think I’ll invite you to my Christmas party. And you couldn’t refuse after knocking a girl down, could you?”

“But Archie, I found your Christmas list!”

“I can chop down any tree Archie can… and more!”

“Archie! Please! Don’t say no to me! You mustn’t! Please!”

“Arch, it’s Christmas! At this time of year all such pettiness is put aside!”

“Ol’ Arch got too involved in his gift wrapping, Ronnie! He won’t be able to help you today!”

“Come on, Archie! Join us! We’ve got extra songbooks with us!”