(continuing scribblers.us’ irregular tribute to Archie Comics’ unparalleled mastery of punny story titles)

Net Fret

Handy Dandy

Gee, Ma, I Wanna Stay Home

Matter Over Mind

Channel Chump

Chore Corps

Alibi Awry

Prize Size

Strange Change

Ice Cream Dream

Smart Art

The Three Marketeers

Go West, Young Dudes