On what she imagines Rihanna to be singing about: “You’re a dirty rat, and so am I. I love you, even though you’re a boy in a bikini and you look fat.”

On Usher: “He looks like a cool man. Does he have a gold earring?”

On the announcement that Miley Cyrus will perform next: “Oooh! Hannah Montana! She has a purple streak in her hair. I wonder if she has golden earrings!”

On the Black Eyed Peas: “What?! I wouldn’t put them in a bowl and eat them up!”

On the Black Eyed Peas winning a trophy for Favorite Pop/Rock Band: “That guy has a cool baseball hat. He must like Legos. Is he a cool guy? Does he have a gold earring?”