• The customary way of dealing with an unwanted houseguest is to hurl them through the air onto the pavement outside the home.
• New hairstyles are almost always a mistake and the object of ridicule.
• Stolen, desirable-looking food is invariably made of soap or plastic.
• Minor members of rock bands carp incessantly about how they want to be the star of the band, yet they never start their own bands or even side projects.
• High school athletes can play for multiple teams—baseball, football, basketball, track—without any scheduling conflicts.