For Tomorrow We May Die—Diary of a College Chum #11

Told Bar about the wall Gar and I tried to make, and he said we should have gone to Wall Mart instead.
So Gar, Mar and I made a list of stores we’d like to shop at:
Cheeses Crust, the Prince of Pizza
Cut Cut Cuttaw!, the chicken butcher
The Sticky Round Thing Place
The Man That Has No Feet humility-based shoe store
Flat Gray Paint Pirates
Nothing But Empty Shelves
I Have No Mouth, But Ice Cream
Tenpin Station Bowling Alley for Deadheads
The Boot Ache Boutique for tired feet
We call our shopping plaza One, because when you’ve seen One, you’ve seen the mall.