, : “I don’t want to meet your momma. I just want to make you comma.” (Outkast, “Hey Ya.”)

? : Question Mark & the Mysterians (“96 Tears”)

! : “Overused like an exclamation point” (Latryx, “Exclamation Point”)

; : “A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon” (The Lonely Island, “Semicolon”)

‘ : “Apostrophe,” Frank Zappa.

“ : “Like the sailor said, quote, ‘Ain’t that a hole in the boat?’” (Dean Martin, “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head?”)

: : Javier Colon.