Betty & Veronica Breakdown

Some definite gender and vanity issues among the (as always) cleverly punned or rhymed story titles in Betty & Veronica Double Digest #106, the July 2002 issue:
Touch and Go (Veronica’s not good at touch football)
Tear on the Dotted Line (when Betty & Veronica wear the same style of dress to school, Veronica rips Betty’s)
One of the Crowd (Veronica feels ignored because the gang won’t tease her)
Dr. Cooper’s Miracle Cure (Betty cures Veronica;s malaise by reminding her that she’s missing shopping and cheerleading opportunities)
Fit Bit (Veronica spends a lot, angering her father)
Bad Hair (A puzzle page where the solution answers the question “What’s up with Veronica’s hair dryer?”)
Veronica Takes the Cake (and gets inside it).
The Mall, Part One (a nightclub burns down; “I guess we have no gig this week,” The Archies lament”)
The Mall, Part Two (The Archies play in a deserted storefront at the Riverdale mall and save it from bankruptcy)
Muddy Waters (Veronica convinces her father that mud wrestling is the wrong sort of entertainment to invest in, by becoming its featured attraction)
Foolish Fashion (Betty suggests Veronica can get out of an unwanted date with Archie by wearing “something so silly he’ll be ashamed to be seen with you… like a lampshade and baggy clown clothes”)
Friendly Competition (Betty is better than Veronica at most things, except getting dates on Friday with Archie)
Dial Tone (Veronica spends a lot on ‘phone calls, angering her father)
The Flower of Youth (a Little Betty and Veronica story in which Little Sabrina makes flowers magically “change big people into small ones”)
Muscle Tussle (Little Betty and Little Veronica convince Little Jughead he should become a school athlete, against his wishes)
Fashion Time (a Little B&V pin-up page staged in front of clockfaces)
Uniform Solution (the Little Archie gang are obliged to wear school uniforms)
Weight and See (Veronica: “Eek!” Veronica’s Mother: “What’s wrong, did you break a nail?” Veronica: “Worse! I’ve gained three pounds!”)
The Believer (Jughead won’t stoop to pick up the grocery item he dropped because “it’s self-rising cake flour”)
Team Esteem (the girls are not allowed on the school sports field, so they develop their own winning baseball team)
Turnabout (Betty and Veronica, as Candy Stripers, nurse an anonymous, heavily bandaged patient who turns out to be major pop star “Keith Roberts”)
Weights and Measures (Veronica’s father is dieting)
Wishful Thinking (Betty is granted three wishes by a leprechaun; her first is to
“have Archie near me”)
Dress Dilemma (Reggie: “All set for the Soph Scuffle at the club tonight, Betty?” Betty: “Not quite, Reggie; I’ve still got to buy a new dress.” Reggie: “Chee! You women and your clothes! Why, if…”)
Net Regret (Betty & Veronica both improve their tennis playing abilities specifically so they can play against Archie)
Stop the Presses (Veronica is jealous of Betty and Archie spending a night together proofreading the school newspaper)
Getting the Message (The teenagers have acquired ecological awareness, and despair that their parents have not)
She’s a Good Ol’ Boy (Archie sees Betty as “one of the guys”)
The Wild Ones (Mr. Lodge fears Archie’s alleged clumsy manner will break his “priceless Tiffany” and “Aztec hatchet”)
Golf Gaff (too many female rivals for Betty at the miniature golf course)
Yankee Doodle Darling (Riverdale High School’s Dress-Up Day has “a patriotic flavor”; Veronica as Lady Liberty is “carrying a torch for Archie”)
We’re in the Money (Betty & Veronica visit Poshly Academy)
Keep on Truckin’ (Veronica must drive to the Fashion Expo in a beat-up old pick-up truck)
Never Trust a Man (Jughead: “Er, Arch! Why do you suppose Betty is following us like that?” Archie: “I can guess! She’d the latest in a series of watchdogs of my trusting girlfriend Ronnie!”
The Quitter (Smithers the butler leaves Mr. Lodge’s employ: “I’d gladly work for less money, Sir, if I could also have less Archie!.” Not a Betty & Veronica story at all.)