Rock Gods #219: Adventures in Our Little Music Scene

Simper Guy’s new song about smelly feet is a hoot, but has got a sensitive backstory.
Simper Guy is an army vet, his shift shortlived because, as he puts it, “I’m a wimp—not that I deserted or anything.” He has fraught recollections of the scene in the barracks, especially of a bunkmate with “feet that stunk so bad he was being studied as a new form of gas-based weaponry.” The song “Stinkfoot Stomp” is dedicated to this unnamed soldier, whose legacy is to have challenged no less than the smell of napalm in the morning.

Geography of a Horse Dreamer and Curse of the Starving Class at the Bullfinch. Both bands’ songs are nearly as wordy as their band names… Operation Sidewinder and The Holy Ghostly covering the zeitgeist at Hamilton’s… Fractious metal nite with The God of Hell and Back Bog Beast Bait at D’ollaire’s…