Latest sweet of noteworthy weeks from the titles of Archie stories gag pages. This time, they all emanate from Jughead Jones Digest Magazine #67 (February 1991).
Rare pair
Rebel Robot
Code Three
Wide Birth “D-uh… I was in born in South America!” “What part, Moose?” “D-uh! All of me!”)
Help Un-Wanted
Rest in Peace
Winning Wand
Snow Snicker
Every Which Way But Jughead
Snow Woe
Snow Job
Big Fight Tonight
The Latest Report
Some Kind of Emergency
Line Design
Nice Advice
Kitchen Kapers

…and a four-part epic with these chapter titles:
Winter Wishes
The Great Crashers
Love It or Lump It
Ah, Sweet Mystery