Five coincidences Which, Given What Week It Is, I Prefer to Think of as Christmas Miracles

• I thought I’d thrown out my reading glasses with the trash, then I found them in the sink.

• Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was repealed, which I think is great even though I’m a Pacifist.

• Archie & Friends #150: Return to the Comic Shop—Meteor Madness (A Night in the Comic Shop Part Three) features Jughead’s long-dormant young cousin Souphead.

• All the presents I ordered online have arrived.

• Total lunar eclipse occurs on the Winter Solstice.