Yet another batch of clever rhymes, alliterations and just plain catchy phrases from the titles of stories and gags in Archie Comics.
From Archie… Archie Andrews, Where Are You Comics Digest Magazine #44 (June 1986):
Wet Fret
There’s This Girl, See?
The Jargon of Jealousy
Scheme Scream
The Star
Blowup
Sea Spree
The Measure of a Man
Weight for Me!
Gift Rift
Red Letter Day
We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby! (an Archie I story, when the gang live in promised times alongside dinosaurs)
Strange Change
A Real Snappy View
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking
Guile Wile
Chip Quip
Tennis Racket
Flip Quips
Once Upon a Time
Hot Stuff
Calamity Jones (note: Jughead’ s surname is Jones)
Wear & Tear
Sell, Sell, Oh, Well
Gift of Gab

Sound effects in the “Tennis Racket” tale: Wap!, Womp!, Rap!, Bop!, Boink!, Boink! and Boink!– plus Big Moose says “Duh!” seven times.