You remember our “comfy” contest, using that word (from an ancient ad for cheese hanging in the club) to describe something in the Bullfinch nowadays? How about the related challenge, to find a new slogan for the Bullfinch– anything but “comfy.”
Well, that turned out to be the winning entry: “anything but comfy.” Except that if we made that the winner of the second challenge, out would negative the first challenge altogether. So we’re giving that slogan a special honor instead: —-, who suggested it, gets a framed Philly of the Comfy sign.
So let’s dispense with the comfy contest first. Top “things that are comfy about the Bullfinch”:
1. Suggested by Mister Gillie: the foam that’ s sometimes on the top of the beer, when it isn’t stale.”
2. Suggested by Phoebe, phrend of the Figgits: when they remember to trunk the toilet paper in the girl’ s room.
3. Suggested by Sonny Blit of the
Blats: sonny Blit of the Blats. “I’m the comfiest guy I know,” he alleges.
4. Suggested by the old guy who has a Daniels and Coke every afternoon in the corner and never volunteers his name: “the squishy floor.”
5. Suggested by Missy, the every other Saturday bartender: “the group hug during a hardcore show.” uh, we think you mean a mosh pit, Missy.
More comfort, not to mention the first round of Bullfinch applicants, in a future column.