Riverdale Book Review

There is an early era of Archie Comics when the one-page gag strips were not titled almost exclusively with rhyming monosyllabic words. I love those rhyme titles—“Wipe Gripe,” “Hit Bit” and the thousands of others—and gleefully list them here on a regular basis. But as the 300-page hardcover Archie Joke Book Volume One: Great Gags from Great Archie Artists (IDW Books, 2011) proves, rhyming titles are not mandated:
Heavenly Daze
Stopped Short
Can’t Dance
Wong Number (Betty calls a Chinese laundry by accident)
Study Does It
A Slip of the Hip
Taking No Dances
Franks a Million
Toss Up!
Blow Up!
First Aid!
Baa-a-ad Boy (a lamb-bleat pun)
All A Loan
Haste Makes Chased
Guard Duty
Idle Idea
Punk-tuation
Water You Know
Sing You Sinner
Meat D’Armour
Fired With Enthusiasm
Alias Mr. Lip
Snooty Snoot
Grundy Punch!
The High Cost of Leaving
Jugly Duckling
I Like Isaac
Picture Puzzle
Dependent Descendent
Puppet Love
House About It?
Betty’s Booty
The Corney Cornetists
The Dickens to Pay (in which Miss Grundy tells Archie and Jughead that they can “raise the Dickens” in the school library, by which she unfortunately means reshelving the complete works of Charles Dickens).
Discharge and Dat Charge
Key to Success (a musical key, that is)
Look the Udder Way
Water Guy
Dirty Dog
Quite a Bit
Acid Test
… and that’s just the first 50 pages. In that sampling, there’s only one title that rhymes: Lunch Hunch.
Archie’s Joke Book Volume compiles, in a different layout format, the first 11 issues of Archie’s Joke Book comics, all of which were published in 1953.

Scribblers Music Review

Michael Feuerstack, “The Devil.” Roots blues/rock simplicity. “The Devil has my love” is the main sentiment. Practically a jumprope rhyme, but with a mean rhythm section. It gets busy and unpredictable eventually, with a wild guitar solo coming in at the third of the song’s five and a half minutes. But it’s that basic no-nonsense tune and lyric that sells “The Devil.”

The Man Who Wrote Too Much

The Man Who Knew Too Much
By G.K. Chesterton

I’ve know about this book my whole life—my parents were both Chesterton fans. I’ve read a lot of other Chesterton, but never this one, and I’d totally blindsided myself about what kind of book it was. Chesterton wrote so many things that I’d figured this for one of his political novels. Which it kind of is, but it’s really a set of short mystery stories with overarching government-corruption and suppression-of-truth-for-the-good-of-the-people themes.
There are some powerful political ideas here. At one point the hero, Horne Fisher, stands for Parliament, running a bold new sort of campaign where he tells the truth all the time and tells his opponents that he’ll happily drop out of the race if they can convince him they’d be decent at the job. Many of the solutions to the separate mysteries involve people in high places excusing the crimes because of the necessity of a cover-up to avoid a scandal or public panic. That these anti-ethical expediencies are set during the First World War adds whole layers of philosophy to the book, about the nature of conflict and patriotism and ego and self-justification and plain old abuse of power. The best of the stories fuse Chesterton’s sociopolitical essays with his ability to construct a compelling whodunnit. The worst of the stories show up the author’s own vanities and bigotries.
So before I opened the cover I thought I was embarking on a literary novel, only to realize that it was light genre fiction, only to realize that it was actually a lot deeper, and a lot more political than Chesterton’s Father Brown mysteries. A roller coaster ride, from a book published in 1922 that I’d always meant to crack.
As for my sense that this was a more sustained work, I think I was confusing this book with Chesterton’s novel The Man Who Was Thursday, which I also haven’t read but have just downloaded and will start soon. Boy, was Chesterton good with titles. (Personal faves include The Thing: Why I Am a Catholic, All I Survey, As I Was Saying, On Lying in Bed and Other Essays, Lunacy and Letters and Come to Think of It). It’s unfortunate that the title The Man Who Knew Too Much was purloined for a couple of Hitchcock thrillers that have nothing to do with Chesterton.
The title confusion will make it that much harder for someone to ever adapt the Horne Fisher stories for stage or screen, which would be cool and apparently has never happened.

Rock Gods #342: Adventures in Our Little Music Scene

Couch Cushions are the cuddliest band in town. Someone shouted during the set at the Bullfinch Thursday and they politely told him to shush. It was an amusing, and significant moment for both band and crowd. Here was an act that wanted us to have fun in a goofy yet respectful way, not stupid drunken whooping. It;’s not often you see someone who can change the mood of a room for the better, but Couch Cushions party their way: comfortably. Their songs are silly, their style professional, their colorful outfits well-pressed. It is their realm. It is also like a weird pipe dream, a mist of merriment in a dark room.
Tonight: The Club of Queer Trades at the Bullfinch… Tremendous Trifles and Alarms and Discursions at Hamilton’s for an American Studies academic bash… What’s Wrong With the World comeback tour at D’ollaire’s…

Riverdale Book Review

Random Archie Celebrities
Chad Cole, soap opera star
Idinka Chump, “local debutante turned international fashion model”
Mlle. Lazongg, owner of a high fashion store
Kinley, host of Fresh, “the TV newsmagazine for Today’s Teenager”
Zappy the Monkey, “the famous TV star”
The Teen Terror (pro wrestler)

The "c" word: Criticism