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April 15

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:55:00 +0000

The laughter stopped. The room was still. The room was white and glowing, a crystal palace, rainbows.

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Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:53:49 +0000

“Asquith Antonni yalo rolls rois Viaipi tooliv wunded libel cort mars shell impor Tanzof beinern nest brown ingver shun divat don…”

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:52:23 +0000

“It wasn’t even in English.” More hooting.

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:49:59 +0000

There were no further comments on the matter. Just screeches of laughter from the two women.

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:45:12 +0000

“So we knew you never cleaned your bathroom. Like ever.”

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:42:35 +0000

“In the bathroom,” one of them began, “there was this scrap of paper, right near the wall, that was always there.”

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:41:24 +0000

It was late and the girlfriends were drunk and they were mocking their host and how he used to live.

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:39:42 +0000

I haven’t been in a machete duel in weeks!

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Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:36:09 +0000

You mean they were trying to kill you, and they’re still here?

Cliff — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:34:42 +0000

Didn’t really need those shoes anyway.