Top Nine

John Lennon, “#9 Dream”

The Beatles, “Revolution #9”

Shazam, “Revolution #9” (the only cover of that song we’ve ever come across)

Nine, original Broadway soundtrack. (The music raised its inspiration, Fellini’s film 8 1/2, by 1/2.

The Temptations, “Cloud Nine”

Patti Smith, “Nine”

Jimi Hendrix Experience, “If Six Was Nine”

Aerosmith, “Nine Lives”

The Robins, “Riot in Cell Block #9”

Rock Gods #335: Adventures in Our Little Music Scene

Waking someone up for a phone interview about their band is the bane of every music journalist’s existence. It can happen to us as often as once a week. You ring, they answer groggily, you remind them that this call was arranged days in advance, they say “Is that now?,” you avoid offering to call back later because a deadline looms, and then you lob very easy questions while waiting for them to wake up as you’re talking.

So much easierto do interviews in bars. The interviewees often balk because they don’t think they’ll be clearheaded. But they don’t know what they sound like at 10:30 in the morning after that night in the bar is over.

This week we phoned someone so out of it that they got everything wrong: the date of his next gig, the title of one of his songs, even at one point the name of one of his previous bands.

We won’t embarrass the guy by naming him, but the upshot is that the interview had to be voided and the story didn’t happen. (We plugged the show regardless, but in a lesser, interview-free format.)

Next time, we advise, just go for that last drink and pour your heart out at the bar. Better than fighting your dreamstate first thing in the morning. We speak fluent bar-lingo. We have yet to master semi-comatose.

Tonight: Doomladen lyric night at the Bullfinch with Romantic Egotist, Write Hard and Orderly Man in a State of Disorder… Big Envelope Marked Scott and Don the Red, headbanging love rock, at Hamilton’s… Rap hasbeens Steve Old School Beaver (OSB) and $6 Car Wash at D’Ollaire’s, barely holding onto their jewelry …

Riverdale Book Review

Archie Comics artists didn’t used to get credited for their work. In the ‘60s, when DC was ballyhooing talents such as Neal Adams, and Marvel referenced the names of their artists and writers freely in their “Bullpen” and “F.O.O.M.” columns, Archie wasn’t acknowledging their creators at all. But once those “story by” and “pencilled by” credits finally came about (sometime in the ‘80s, I believe), the floodgates opened. “Archie Artist of the Month” (or, less frequently, “Writer” or “Editor”) boxes appeared on the covers in the space where the price barcode would otherwise go, offering cartoon portraits of key Archie contributors.

Best of all, readers were suddenly in on the in-jokes which had been peppering Archie stories for ages. The “By Dan ’n’ Dick” message on the cover of She’s Josie comics (probably meant to play off of the “Dan ’n’ Dick” who hosted the then-hit TV show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In) could be recognized as Dan DeCarlo and Archie publisher Richard Goldwater. DeCarlo was parodied as a flamboyant golfer, “Dandy” Carlo, in an Archie story. “Where’s Samm Schwartz” became a recurring theme that spread through several tales.

In a story reprinted in Archie Comics Digest #252 (August 2014), Archie is envious of artists at the beach; the girls flock around them due to their talent. “They say nobody can letter like Bill Yoshida,” Archie proclaims, and there’s Archie letterer Bill Yoshida.

“Thanks for lettering my boat, Bill!,” a pretty girl exclaims.

“My pleasure, Gloria!” Yoshida answers. In the next panel, another girl approaches.

“Oh, Bill!” Would you letter my name on this jet ski?”
“Be glad to! Of course, Denise,” Yoshida politely responds—a big smooch mark from Gloria adorning his left cheek.

Scribblers Music Review

Summer Cannibals, Show Us Your Mind (New Moss Records). Set for release on March 3, this is already the second full album from a band that only formed in 2012 and just started getting on folks’ radar in 2013. It’s a delirious blend of two genres I personally care very deeply about: unabashed garage rock and outspoken conversational Waitresses-style lyrical statements. No annoyingly long guitar solos; you are not allowed to forget a riff for even a few seconds. In the same wailing ballpark as Those Darlins, but sharper and cuter and just plain better.

Rock Gods #334: Adventures in Our Little Music Scene

The Back of the Heads, clearly, had a concept already firmly in place when they named their band. Facing away from the crowd while playing is a phenomenon we’ve documented here numerous times. Thinking ahead, and basically caring for the needs of the audience, sets BotH apart.
“We’re ugly,” suggest singer Franque. “Plus we’re video geeks and computer programmers. So we do projections and videos.”
BotH shows are big events at the campus on the hill. So much so that it brings up a whole other “back of the heads” issue.
“They’re getting too crowded,” Franque sighs. “People can’t see. We’ve had to start playing auditoriums, or classrooms with a lot of chairs.”
Sad, he says, since Back of the Heads’ music is danceable and frantic, a mechanical-beated fuzz-noise melange that benefits from a light show—as long as the light show doesn’t take over.
Franque is stymied by the paradox. “We meant to liven things up, and we’re deadening them.” This should not be a problem, however, at the Bullfinch Thursday. There, the projections will be high up on the walls over the bar, and the videos plugged into the TVs on the walls.
“One day,” Franque, “we’ll get the balance right. It’d be a shame to ditch the band and just make movies.”

Tonight: Folk slumberthon at the Bullfinch with The New World’s First Fashion Victim, Shy Turtle With a Soft Spot and Sounds from the Mountains—all of which are solo acts. The longer the name of your act, it seems, the fewer people are likely to be in it… The Original Transformer and Awesome Forces, hard rock with heroic overtones, at Hamilton’s… An Evening With Green Sea Urchins at D’Ollaire’s… Crowned Madonnas, yes, Crowned Madonnas, at a basement show we can’t tell you anything about…

Riverdale Book Review

B&V Friends Comics Double Digest contains two stories in which characters dream that they have been transported into life-sized board-game fantasies.
In “Candy Craze, Shrill, Riverdale High’s token Goth girl, disappears into a high level of the “Candy Craze” game app.
In “Betty Doesn’t Have Game,” Betty dreams she has to maneuver a game that’s a weird cross of Monopoly and Life, with Veronica as her gamemaster/tormentor.
Neither has a particularly good time.